February 2012
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“I don’t understand how teens get pregnant cause I’ve been have sex...”
– Relationship Advice with Alfred (02/19/2012)
ALSO: I could listen to Alkaline Trio’s acoustic record, Damnesia, all day. In fact, I just did that.
WTF new Tumblr icons? Why you messin’ with me?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
In which douchenozzle Chris Brown continues his... →
February 24th, 2011:
I was an hour late to my first date with James. It was pouring rain—possibly the worst rain we had all winter—and I had spent the whole day running around from one job to the next (turned in my column from the comfort of my Oakland couch before schlepping to Urban Outfitters in Walnut Creek in the morning, then tutoring in San Ramon in the afternoon). I had a million excuses for my lateness: rain,...
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“If u think about It I jerk off and everyone does to girls guys why should anyone...”
– Relationship Advice with Alfred (02/17/2012)
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“Why isn’t when chicks put stuff in there interest dick should be there...”
– Relationship Advice with Alfred (02/22/2012)
