November 2010
October 2010
thedailywhat:
Celebrity PSA of the Day: A bunch of Jews, non-Jews, and Lindsay Lohan come together in support for the American Jewish World Service in this Judd Apatow PSA rather understandably not approved by the American Jewish World Service.
[fod.]
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: President Obama makes a guest appearance on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, thus becoming the first sitting president to do so.
[thedailyshow.]
so stoked that eddie and brad made cameos in...
YEAH, EXCEPT FOR YOU KNOW WHAT ISN’T COOL?
A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM SENESATIONAL, TRANSYLVANIA.
Oh, and also…
WTF IS HEAVY SWEATING? AND BAD FRETTING? And how is saying that but keeping “touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me/I wanna be dirty” ok? I do not understand their justification AT ALL.
When I first saw the previews for this week’s episode, I rolled my eyes....
Making a grocery list
Because this is what my fridge/pantry looks like:
Target brand potato chips
Walnuts
Apple. Just one.
Half a bag of baby carrots
Whole wheat penne, half of a box
Morningstar products: soy chicken & beef, etc
Vodka sauce
Vodka
Grapes that are starting to look like warm grape cider
One English muffin.
Feta cheese
Cadbury chocolates
Diet Dr. Pepper, one can.
And of course… a...
What's Fair Compensation for Vomiting in a Cab? →
Laughing shamefully.
So tonight at work I was ringing up a customer when Stevie pages me from the fitting rooms: “Cash wrap, please pick up?”
I pull a fancy, stretching, acrobatic-type move to reach over to grab the phone while still ringing up the customer. Kind of a cross between Stretch Armstrong and Elasti-Girl, but it wasn’t effortless. And it hurt a bit. But hey, I had to get the phone, it...
The Nanny Diaries
Upon arriving at their house this morning, B. jumps over the back of the couch shouting “LEAH LEAH LEAH!!!! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!! Stay right there and close your eyes,” then runs down the hall to his room. Without even saying hi, mind you.
Seconds later, he’s standing in front of me fully decked out in a grim reaper costume, complete with a voice-changing microphone...
Re-Falling in Love with Hot Water Music
danzilla:
xdanimalx:
xjonnyproofx:
You guys need to do this.
the above statement is true. stop listening to A Day To Remember and listen to Hot Water Music instead.
fucking a right
WIN.