so happy for halloween.
indierawk: Alkaline Trio - Over At The...
If you’re ghetto, you’re from the 925.– Infected Mushroom. aaaand cue Leah screaming like a fool
I’ve just been told in a condescending way that I shouldn’t push my luck for a job, that I need to be looking for UNPAID INTERNSHIPS to guarantee that I can get a job after graduation. Hey lady, thank you for CLEARLY not looking at my resume and seeing that I’ve ALREADY GRADUATED and have done TWO UNPAID INTERNSHIPS. Geez louise, this is getting frustrating.
The Office: Subtle Sexuality - “Male Prima Donna” (Part 3 of 3: The Music Video) I can’t decide what the best part is… Downing baby aspirin Andy screaming at the beginning The fact that Kellie and Erin are wearing my gold spandex pants Andy’s sexy smile, or the three Andy’s Ryan winking while wearing guy-liner Seriously, I love The Office SO MUCH. It has...
The Office: Subtle Sexuality - “Male Prima Donna” (Part 2 of 3: The Replacement) “Vending machine, vending machine. I want a treat, something to eat, I want a treat. A little sweet, but not too sweet. What do I eat, vending machine. Tell me what to eat, nowwwww!” Andrew Bernard, hilarious in so many ways, but especially when he sings EVERYTHING.
The Office: Subtle Sexuality - “Male Prima Donna” (Part 1 of 3: Creative Differences) “I think you might have too much rouge. No, it’s not gonna read on camera unless there’s a lot. How do you know so much about what’s gonna read on camera? Uhhhh, I lived in New York for 11 months.”
thedisneyvault: Oogie Boogie’s Song - The...
I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picture little birds...– Sue Sylvester, Glee (via grayskymorning) (via thingsgohazy) (via shawnalately) (via megannn)
8:03pm - Dinner
Me: *sniffing some just-add-water pad thai that I had just made, then taking a bite* Ew.
Me: *taking a bite of tofu and noodles* This isn't very good.
Mom: Then don't eat it.
Me: *bite* I feel bad wasting food.
Mom: Whatever, just throw it away.
Me: *bite* Okay. *scrapes it into sink* Where did we get this, anyway?
Mom: *looking at box* OH MY G-D.
Mom: You don't want to know...
Me: Just, what is it?
Mom: You really don't want to know the expiration date on that pad thai.
Mom: It's bad.
Me: Well, what was it? Like 2008?
Mom: *giggling* June 10, 2005.
Me: ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS?!!?!?!
Mom: *hysterically laughing*
Me: EW. IT'S NOT FUNNY! I'M GOING TO DIE FROM TAINTED POISONED TOFU! *laughing as I rinse my mouth out with water*
Mom: *gives me a hug*
Me: *breathe my gross expired food breath on her*
Mom: Ew. It smells like something Lucy peed on
Me: YOU THINK?! I JUST ATE 4-YEAR-OLD PAD THAI!!!
Just your average day in the Yamshon kitchen.
at disney land
lady: (to Dylan) excuse me my daughter has something she wants to say to you
Dylan: whats that
little girl: AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
Dylan: that made my day
Dan: you know i don't usually like children.
((one of the best highlights. amazing. sleeping in a real pile with hipsters wasn't half bad either))
I hate the wild west with their creepy ghost with banjos and shit….– leah while we’re on big thunder. or DTHC (via c-moan) Yep. I said this. It’s true - I have an irrational fear of the ye olde Wild West.
I’m afraid of the bottle!– Megan Petersdorf, October 21 2009.
c-moan: lets see how long i keep this up. it wont be long till i cave in and make a face book….bleh. I miss home mainly for my family and pets. I miss when things were simpler. I’ve been reading my old journals and that shit just cracks me up, but makes me sad at the same time. boogity boo :[ FOLLOW FRIDAY TUESDAY: Simone has a tumblr. c-moan.tumblr.com. Hell yesssssssss!
maybe i should go to nyu. →
(via danzilla) …aaand NYU Local is my new favorite blog. Good job, guys.
NYU research associate is re-writing "Moby Dick"... →
I know! Who would ever read this?!
Remember when I told you what girls want? Girls just want someone to want them...– One Tree Hill (via littlemiss) (via megannn)
danzilla: thumbswithhands: Doug—Bangin on a...