dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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synecdoche:

realized my dream job last night

This needs to exist! 

synecdoche:

realized my dream job last night

This needs to exist! 

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halffiction:

behindbobsburgers:

My husband and I absolutely love this show. Its really our highlight of our week. Joking on the way home one day we came up with this idea concept of mixing the Bob’s Burgers characters with the classic scene from Jurassic Park. Louise being the “Tyrannical Terror” of course. (via Cass W)

ok well this is the best fucking thing in the universe.

halffiction:

behindbobsburgers:

My husband and I absolutely love this show. Its really our highlight of our week. Joking on the way home one day we came up with this idea concept of mixing the Bob’s Burgers characters with the classic scene from Jurassic Park. Louise being the “Tyrannical Terror” of course. (via Cass W)

ok well this is the best fucking thing in the universe.

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princessnecrophilia:

I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe

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lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

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racheljamiebaldwin:

Super bloody but you get the idea! Thanks Michelle 💜 #tinabelcher (at Bold As Brass TC)

There are butts in the reflection of Tina’s glasses. BUTTS. Perfect. 

racheljamiebaldwin:

Super bloody but you get the idea! Thanks Michelle 💜 #tinabelcher (at Bold As Brass TC)

There are butts in the reflection of Tina’s glasses. BUTTS. Perfect. 

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Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

c-moan:

SQUEEEE

c-moan:

SQUEEEE

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c-moan:

when mom comes home from the grocery store

When mom comes home from anywhere.

c-moan:

when mom comes home from the grocery store

When mom comes home from anywhere.

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